ASSFIRE! 

What you shout out to warn people you're about to fart.

I GOT ASSFIRE!gents Incoming fart!

ASSFIRE! by Big Rodboski October 6, 2019

assfire 

The rather unpleasant effect that happens when some particularly spicy food burns on the way out, as well as the way in.

That Kung Pao last night gave me some horrible assfire.

assfire by sparkletwist August 28, 2006

Assfire 

Diarrhea

The Taco Bell gave him assfire

Assfire by Ardvark123 January 9, 2015

assfire 

when u sleep with moizes mom and/or eat her cunt you get this within 24 hrs.

Damn that bitch I caught assfire from her skanky ass.

assfire by Anonymous September 4, 2003

assfie 

Portmanteau created from a blend of two words, ass and selfie. It is often used by the discord mods when soliciting minors for self-taken photos of their "ass".

i have jom's assfie
:smileythink:
i have a mirror selfie of him that shows his ass in its full succulent form

assfie by cutiebear05 February 10, 2022

asspire 

to exit an elevator after passing gas in it with hopes that the next person in there will be graced with the stench

i feel bad for the next person to go in the elevator. i just left a vicious asspire in there

asspire by Papa Nimz June 1, 2007

Ass Fire 

A severe pain in the anal region caused by prolonged periods of bicycle riding on an uncomfortable seat.

After cycling 60 miles his ass fire was so bad he said to the fireman, "I got a fire up inside my ass if you can put it out."

Ass Fire by thomasg1 April 28, 2009