Retardis 

A term for a person that is actually more retarded on the inside than they appear to be on the outside.

Derived from "retard" and the Dr Who Tardis machine.

"I didn't realise she was so stupid at first! She is such a retardis!"

Retardis by drmwoz October 28, 2009

retardis 

N. Acronym: Retrogressively Experienced Time And Relative Dimension In Space; a space/time-travelling vessel that is much smaller on the inside

"I wouldn't bother bringing the stereo. The RETARDIS may take up more space than an aircraft carrier, but the interior is about the size of a phone box."

retardis by chromalogue April 24, 2008

Retardis 

a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective throughout all time and relative dimension in space.

He thinks Dr. Who is a real Doctor? What a retardis!

Retardis by mina.kaiser November 26, 2011

retardis 

1. a tardis for retarded time lords.

doctor don called for his assistant, and the retardis, so they could leave.

retardis by stupid retarded time lord April 20, 2006

reTardis 

A British time machine that malfunctions at every level of performance.

Given all the trouble that Doctor Who has controlling the Tardis' destinations, they should have called it the reTardis.

reTardis by Patrick W. Crabtree January 17, 2008

Retardis 

A person whose mental capacity is not as small as it would appear from the outside

You mean John's normal? i thought he was definitely a bit slow. He's a total retardis.

Retardis by affleck April 29, 2009

retardis 

Fusing "retarded" and "Tardis" together, this word describes a person with no knowledge of Doctor Who.

"You don't know who the Fourth Doctor was? What are you, retardis?"

retardis by powerpack May 25, 2012