ass surf

The equivalent of a titty fuck, but done with the ass cheeks. Usually done as part of an overall ass worshiping before insertion.

My homie John said he ass surfed Mary. That girl’s ass is up there with Alexis Texas’. Lucky bastard.

ass surf by Juan John August 26, 2019

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ass surfer

the act of inserting a surfboard into ones anus, while the one recieving the board, is drowned in the other puddle of cum.

Your boyfriend is a real ass surfer!

ass surfer by Clint Underhill January 6, 2008

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ass surfing

Putting all ten of your fingers in your partners butt hole as they hover above you.(Hanging Ten)

"Man, Lisa is a mad whore. We went ass surfing last night as her roommate watched."

"Marcus and Leon loved to ass surf and then eat finger foods."

"Tim and Carla decided they had waited long enough, now is the time to ass surf."

ass surfing by Tom Hell March 19, 2008

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Surface to ass missile

When one flushes the toilet and the water splashes on your ass.

John took a crap and flushed, only to have a surface to ass missile right on his rear.

Surface to ass missile by j4991 November 20, 2011

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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