a short petite creature that secretly lives in your house trying to pursue its dream of becoming an ass goblin. this creature likes long walks on the beach and warm bubble baths. it also enjoys singing broadway songs and requests lots of love. this creature will often jump at you screaming "LOVE ME" and then the morgan will break out in tears.

beware for it is vicious

kid # 1: woah! is that a morganmizell on the BEACH?!?!

kid # 2: yeah i found her in my bath tub last week.

kid # 3: well i caught her trying to crawl up my ass yesterday!

morganmizell by wowzers!!! November 17, 2009

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Mirandize

When a person acts or is in a mood like Miranda sings.

*two people talking* person 1: "hey wanna mirandize?" person 1: "no stop it! Haters back off" person 1: "all you need now is listick" phases commonly used while mirandizing: stop it! Haters back off!, hey guys it's me Miranda, and many other things

Mirandize by Wild cat 33 March 29, 2015

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Mormanizer

A player amongst LDS church that can easily hold hands with all the LDS and non LDS he chooses. Looked up to by many younger male LDS but despised and ridiculed by non LDS. The Mormanizer rarely progresses to the first base but still hits the ball every time, getting all the way home or in more general terms getting laid is unheard of and has yet to be recorded in history as of this date.

"Wow hes got 2 girls holding his hand"
"Yeah hes a mormanizer"

Mormanizer by TKM NEWS STATION November 9, 2009

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Morganized Religion

When someone's spiritual beliefs have been shaped by Morgan Freeman's portrayal of God as a really nice guy in a white suit.
Refer to movies such as Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, etc. Whereas, judging by all the sh*t that happens, he's more like Loki in the Avengers.

Oh, that happy clappy chick's got a severe dose of Morganized Religion.

Morganized Religion by tuck1s December 6, 2015

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