Gorlach 

Gorlach is a surname, mostly for Slavs like Russians. The Gorlach family are extremely hot and beautiful. When you touch them it's like fire, ouchh. They bight back like a tiger. The kids are smokin' hot and the parents a sexy smooth.

Friend 1: "What's your surname?"
Friend 2: "Gorlach"
Friend 1: "So that's why you're so hot!"

Gorlach by Thecoolcoolcoolstar August 21, 2019

Gunk Gorbachev 

The Son of Mikhail
Gorbachev and plastic enjoyer.

Gunk like plastic.

Gunk Gorbachev proffesional water stroker

Gunk Gorbachev by TheLittleBean19 September 16, 2021

Bloody Gorbachev 

Taking ones better half, hitting it form behind while shes on the rag and then pulling out to slap it on her forehead, end result a nice little birthmark on her head.

Hey guy did you see that bloody gobachev I gave Sally.

Bloody Gorbachev by BenKerr October 17, 2003

Gorbachev 

Mikhail Gorbachev was the leader of the Soviet Union from 1985 to 1991. As General Secretary, he introduced wide-ranging reforms (glasnost and perestroika) which inadvertantly caused the collapse of communism in the USSR and Eastern Europe. Gorbachev resigned when the USSR was officially dissolved in late 1991.

"I like Mr. Gorbachev, we can do business together." - Margaret Thatcher

Gorbachev by scenester December 25, 2005

Gorbachev 

The saviour of the Russian people. Gorbachev inherited an economically crippled soviet union. Through the socio-political reforms of the Perestroika program, Gorbachev raised the standard of living, increased the civil liberties of the Russian (soviet) peoples and dissolved the threat of a Nuclear Holocaust.

Mikhail Gorbachev is unappreciated.

Gorbachev by starky August 18, 2008

Joseph Gerlach 

Best musician in the world. Birthday: 04/01/04. Plays Guitar, Piano, Bass, Drums, Ukulele, And Harmonica.
Relationship status: Single ;)

Joseph Gerlach: (Jo-sef) (girl-lock) Meaning: to play as many instruments as possibly.
plz let me post this for my friends

Joseph Gerlach by JG/NP Covers Official YouTub March 20, 2019

Gorbachev Royale

Refers to the mark left when someone with a prince albert slaps another person, usually during the act of fellation, on the forehead.

I was giving Rob the best blowjob of his life last night but he got a little too into it and gave me this gorbachev royale.

Gorbachev Royale by XFocus May 7, 2009