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Ben Phillips 

- Arguably the greatest PDHPE teacher the world has ever seen
- No 1 ranked Sick C*nt at TKS
- Bigger than a F*cking bull
- Wears XXXL womans shirts
- Australian heavyweight boxing CHAMP
- Hates Feminists
- The inventor of "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you"
- Will throw you out the fucking star jasmine if you're being a silly cunt
- For The Boys
Ben Phillips is being defined as:

walking out of a shit english class

Max R says: Fu*k that was shit

Steve M replies: MAAAAAAAA it was f*cking bum hole

Max R: what sh*t do we have next

*Steve M proceeds to open his bag and check his diary*
*Steve M squeals like the little bitch he is*

Steve M: ITS F*CKING PDHPE WITH BENNY TAKE IT UP PHILLIPS

Max R: F*CK YES C*NT
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ben phillips 

1 simple word...PRANK KING

Always pranks big dick Giles because his life is sad......... #sorrybro
Ben Phillips is a prankster who pranks his brother in YouTube

Ben Phillips 

Someone who enjoys flying planes and running trains.
Ben Phillips insta: bensphillips_ is the love maker and pilot I've ever met.

ben phillips 

a sexy beast his lush glasses will make any boy cum uncontrollably his and abs are simply sensational i would love to just suck his greasy hair
ben phillips i want his children in my womb
ben phillips by sammyb2sav April 22, 2019

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026