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Chubblesome 

If you got something that is chubblesome it means it’s worth talking about
Grain: That’s a chubblesome build!
Ren: thank you, and you look very chubblesome!

Cumbleswatch 

A Cumbleswatch is a type color swatch used to compare the color of your semen to the rest of the population.
Hank: "Hey Carlton, I bought that new Cumbleswatch I seen on T.V last night. It was only $19.95 and it was buy one get one for free. I thought you might be interesed in one since i know you a little creepy and sexually perverted.

Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!

Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"

*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."
Cumbleswatch by fat obese lady July 12, 2017

Fuzz Chumbler 

Slang:
1. A person or thing that is utterly stupid.
2.An action done by someone that is repulsive or completely ignorant.
3. A nice way to say retard.
4. A person that eats fuzz off a hairy nutsack.
5. A pedophile
6. a goofy person.
7. somewhat of a gomer as qouted by adam ohman.
haha your a Cuzz Chumbler.
Dude! hes a Fuzz Chumbler

jackons a fuzz chumbler.
does that fuzz chumbler know what hes doing????
I cant believe that fuzz chumbler had the nerve to call me back after he humped my dog.
Fuzz Chumbler by adam ohman August 3, 2005
(v.) to mumble about chairs, as they say.
My plans for the weekend are to chumble.
Chumble by TheChumblerTM February 24, 2022

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

I studied really hard for the test, but failed. I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

chumplestiltskin 

noun: somewhat harmless older man that gets loud and threatening in public in an empty show of bravado.
I think that group of skateboarders are put the hurt on that crazy chumplestiltskin.
chumplestiltskin by sandspit September 17, 2007