Jamesburg
Jamesburg by If I smile July 30, 2019
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Jamesburg
A small (very small) semi-historic town in new jersey entirely surrounded by a much bigger town known as Monroe Township. Per Monroe kids, Jamesburg is the “ghetto / hood” even though that’s entirely untrue and semi-racist. The elementary school is two floors (much bigger than Monroe’s), and though their middle school is a singular hallway, they still have some great teachers AND the students get to go outside for lunch. Their superintendent and principal for the middle school really suck but now apparently they’re putting arts programs and more sports into the schools curriculum with new funding. Overall, when you go through this school system and graduate with 60 of your peers, you make some best friends that will carry through and help you out when you arrive at the Monroe Township high school (which is batshit crazy, unnecessarily difficult and full of drug addicts).
“You’re from Jamesburg? But you don’t look/act like you’re from Jamesburg!”
“What the hell is that supposed to mean?”
“What the hell is that supposed to mean?”
Jamesburg by Richie Rich :) May 1, 2020
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Jamesburg,New Jersey
Located in the center of New Jersey, Jamesburg is part of Middlesex County, also including Helmetta and Monroe (unfortunately) and their just 3 out of the 25 other towns. Jamesburg is pretty small having only 570 acres and having a population about 6,000 in 2019. Besides being pretty small the locals treat each other like friends and get a good old time, the elementary school is 2 floors and has a lower floor where there used to be a library, unlike the elementary the middle school is a 1 floor hallways and has only around 300 kids in it, about 60 people only graduate which is badass cuz we don’t need a huge ass class. The teachers are somewhat good they are a little strict but they are kind and give you extra credit even if you don’t need it, the sports are good especially soccer (in 2020 the GMB middle school boys soccer team became undefeated) and there is also basketball. The other kids treat each other like family and like to fight other Monroe white kids (love that), we’re definitely stronger than Monroe kids and are badass, Monroe white kids think their gangster but their actually petty rich kids with fish-scented coochies (true all true) and they think Jamesburg is the hood. If you’re thinking of living in Monroe think again there are a lot of crack and pot heads although it says that Monroe is one of the safest towns in New Jersey they gotta stop the cap, Jamesburg is small but the people are kind and the food is great.
Jamesburg,New Jersey by Fuck white niggas April 8, 2021
Jamesburg,New Jersey
Located in the center of New Jersey, Jamesburg is part of Middlesex County, also including Helmetta and Monroe (unfortunately) and their just 3 out of the 25 other towns. Jamesburg is pretty small having only 570 acres and having a population about 6,000 in 2019. Besides being pretty small the locals treat each other like friends and get a good old time, the elementary school is 2 floors and has a lower floor where there used to be a library, unlike the elementary the middle school is a 1 floor hallways and has only around 300 kids in it, about 60 people only graduate which is badass cuz we don’t need a huge ass class. The teachers are somewhat good they are a little strict but they are kind and give you extra credit even if you don’t need it, the sports are good especially soccer (in 2020 the GMB middle school boys soccer team became undefeated) and there is also basketball. The other kids treat each other like family and like to fight other Monroe white kids (love that), we’re definitely stronger than Monroe kids and are badass, Monroe white kids think their gangster but their actually petty rich kids with fish-scented coochies (true all true) and they think Jamesburg is the hood. If you’re thinking of living in Monroe think again there are a lot of crack and pot heads although it says that Monroe is one of the safest towns in New Jersey they gotta stop the cap, Jamesburg is small but the people are kind and the food is great.
Jamesburg,New Jersey by Fuck white niggas April 8, 2021
Jamesburg Smorgasbord
This occurs when 3 or more men and 1 or fewer women are laying on the same bed in an upstairs apartment in Jamesburg, NJ. It is named this because of the large variety of man-meats to choose from
we all woke up hungry with a hangover, but soon our bellies were full from the Jamesburg Smorgasbord.
Jamesburg Smorgasbord by Donkey Dong December 12, 2008
julesburg
A crappy little hick town in Colorado where pretty women are scarce and the sasquatch like women abundant. Roughly 80 percent of the people there can fall under the term redneck, prep, or jock. A small percentage of others are just posers, and act like one of the terms I mentioned earlier. And even a smaller percentage of them are actually worthwhile people who are individuals and don't have their heads jammed up their own asses. Since the jocks, rednecks, preps, and posers get along so well, and theres so many of them, anyone else tends to become a loner. But when seeing what goes on between the others, they are happy for being a loner and feel a lot smarter.
To make things worse, the only thing that seems to matter to most of these people is the stupid high school sports teams, thinking that if you don't play every possible high school sport, you're doomed to failure, which every sensible person knows is not true
In the defense of Julesburg, just about every town around it is a lot worse, even though that may sound impossible.
You'll have a fine time in Julesburg if you can find a few of those diamond in the rough types and are good at ignoring douchebags.
To make things worse, the only thing that seems to matter to most of these people is the stupid high school sports teams, thinking that if you don't play every possible high school sport, you're doomed to failure, which every sensible person knows is not true
In the defense of Julesburg, just about every town around it is a lot worse, even though that may sound impossible.
You'll have a fine time in Julesburg if you can find a few of those diamond in the rough types and are good at ignoring douchebags.
Jamessurance
(pronounced Jame-assurance) A personal guarantee that Jameson Irish Whiskey will be available, poured, and enjoyed during a particular time or event; typically used as encouragement to gain one's attendance at said time or event.
Brian: Are you coming out afterwards?
Lisa: Meh. Not sure.
Brian: I can provide strict Jamessurance it will be worth your time.
Lisa: Say no more.
Lisa: Meh. Not sure.
Brian: I can provide strict Jamessurance it will be worth your time.
Lisa: Say no more.
Jamessurance by arceebee March 26, 2017