Mamapanga

An expression that means that one endures great sadness due to being a homosexual, often said when contemplating gay suicide.

Person 1 "I wish I wasn't gay. Mamapanga."

Person 2 "Holy shit, take the gun out of your mouth!"

Mamapanga by Wldsft July 26, 2019

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Mamasang

Mamasang is woman who is a prostitue seller. It is a sweeter term for bugaw or a brothel keeper. She sells her prostitutes and save the profit for herself. A typical mamasang is fat or chubby, has dark lips due to smoking has bulging boobs with big cleavage to attract customers. Mamasangs always have hot girls and not-so-hot girld with her. She makes profit on these girls but they still love her. A mamasang is noisy, loves to shout and denies much of herself as a mode of self defense. Mamasangs are calm and good girls at day but ferocious wild beasts at night. Mamasangs have a sugar daddy which can be called as papasang. He indulge mamasans in worldly pleasures (Sex, money, alcohol, etc.). Papasangs can also abuse any of mamasang's girls. Mamasangs and her minions are always prone to STD

Mamasang has many hot prostitutes.

Mamasang by papasang06 January 11, 2011

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Mamapanga • mamawangwang • Malapaga • Mamananggal • Mamasang • Marayanga • matapang • mataranga • mazapangigante • Mătărângă

Gloria Macapagal Arroyo

-A hobbit of a President residing on the Philippines.
-She betrayed previous President ERAP and became President.
-On the reelection she ran against FPJ (bestfriend of ERAP, also the Action King Actor in the Phil) and won though most people think she cheated her little ass.
-Talks like a snake.
-Greets Manny Pacquiao everytime with a LIVE telecast (it has to be LIVE, for her PR).
-Greedier than pResident Evil MARCOS (waaay to greedy).
-Attention grabber.
-Even tells the Media she has Diarrhea... DIARRHEA!

It's Gloria Macapagal Arroyo's fault. Blame GMA!

Gloria Macapagal Arroyo by etchua October 24, 2007