Blarmey 

Blarmey: (adjective) combination of blarney and smarmy, used to describe a person who considers himself silver-tongued and compelling, but in reality oozes charm in the same way a slug or a festering pustule might. Probably developed this trait from kissing the Blarney Stone after the tour guides surreptitiously pissed on it.

(verb) An imperative pun used to call someone out on this trait.

1. “Ugh, that guy trying to bend my ear about his band is just so blarmey!”

2. “I’m not falling for your bullshit! So why don’t you just blarmey?”

Blarmey by Bad Beth and Beyond July 13, 2019

blarneystoner 

Someone who talks a lot when stoned, in the manner of one who has kissed the Blarney Stone (giving them the gift of the gab)

that skunk turned me into a right blarneystoner, I talked bollocks all night!

blarneystoner by Captain Hotknives October 8, 2005

blarney stone 

A rock hanging over the side of some irish castle, that people go and kiss.

Gis Kiss me blarney stone.

blarney stone by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004

Kiss The Blarney Stone 

The unwelcome touch of porcelain on the end of your penis while sitting on the toilet

I did my best not to kiss the blarney stone while using a festival portaloo

Kiss The Blarney Stone by NZ Jack November 7, 2013

blarney stone 

Stone in Blarney Castle near Cork (Ireland) that only tourists/ foreigners kiss to become silver-tongued.
Local residents would never do so 'cause teenagers pee over the stone.

Never kiss the blarney stone.

blarney stone by murks001 July 9, 2009

Blarney Stone 

A fellatio position such that the giver is positioned on his or her back on a bed with head hanging over the edge and receiver is standing in front of the bed.

Much to the chagrin of her chiropractor, Hallie continues to administer blowjobs in Blarney Stone position in hopes that it may one day afford her a trip to Ireland.

Blarney Stone by andyhah1 December 24, 2011

Blargey 

Blargey is an extension of 'Blarg'. Blarg is a word which is used to fill a gap in a sentence, Blargey is mostly used to describe how you are feeling at that time when no real emotion seems to fit how you feel. However Blargey can be used to describe an object of which you can find no emotion to best express how you feel about it.

Hey dude, how you feelin after what happened last night? Uh I feel um uh... Blargey.

Look look at that messed up sign...
Blargey.

Blargey by Ace451 November 25, 2009