Owenite 

Type of crystal believed to be plentiful on the surface of the moon.
It's assumed it has a very tall and convex molecular structure, also it has strong lightbending qualities.

Some experts say it can explain why the moon shadow is casting such a small footprint towards the earth.

My shadow looks fat. I better get some tighter pants and put some Owenite on them.

Why didn't the astronauts see the stars from the moons surface dad?

Well son, you get Owenite blind up there, and forget to take pictures.

Owenite by SigmaBear June 19, 2019

Owenite 

Type of crystal found on the surface of the moon.

It is very tall and convex in molecular structure.

Has incredible light bending qualities.

Experts say that Owenite is the reason why the moon cast such a tiny 70 mile shadow during a eclipse.

Dad, why did the astronauts not see stars from the surface of the moon?
Son, It's because the get Owenite-blindness and that makes them forget to take pictures.

My shadow is getting fat. I better get some tighter pants and rubb on some Owenite to slip more light into my shadow.

Owenite by SigmaBear June 19, 2019

owentervention 

when someone named owen is being a tool or is being a dipshit, you have an intervention for the person who is victimized by owen

"they got back together?!?"
"time for an owentervention."

owentervention by anonanz June 12, 2013