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Fuher Schnipple 

The term that Adolf Hitler used to describe his own nipples.
Adolf Hitler: Ooh, I love to rub my Fuher Schnipples!

Füher Fan 

While having sex, your girl friend in breathing on your testicles while hailing hitler.
"Yo this bitch phsyco, we had sex and she gave me a Füher Fan!"
Füher Fan by DankMeaningOfLife September 13, 2016

Der Fuher 

Der Fuher by Code Black April 27, 2010

hair fuher 

Hair Fuher is one of the many references to the 45th president and his tendency to ignore the laws of our nation and try to rule as if he's a king or other despot.
Did you see in the news today that Hair Fuher had another of his regime's efforts to unilaterally change federal policy without following the Administrative Procedure Act for the 19th time?
hair fuher by greggy44 September 14, 2019

funeral drinking game 

The funeral drinking game is played in the Midwest after loss of a family member.

It is considered to be the crown jewel of “Wisconsin Death Trip Culture”.

It is an extremely life affirming ritual; and, completely depends of being especially attentive during the funeral.

If you play this game even once you will experience the pagan origins of this ritual.

It’s played with beer, wine, cognac, or peppermint schnapps depending on Alcohol by volume acquired tolerance and budget.

Ideal foods eaten during the game are hot wings, or microwaved bags of fast food burgers referred to as “soak ‘em ups” for their function of slowing the flooding of alcohol into the system.

Drinking occurs whenever someone has observed the event that is proffered resulting almost immediately in group laughter.

Examples of gameplay that are illustrative; but not exhaustive include:

If you saw cousin Tony rubbing his gums after he did a line of cocaine in the coat room DRINK!
Drink if you got tired of the kid in the front row dropping coins during the funeral.
Sip each time someone told you “you have my sympathy” during the receiving line.
Drink if you know who the funeral fuck couple will be!
If you are a member of the funeral fuck couple chug!!!

We all get a turn to play and we all get to be the cause of the funeral drinking game.

It’s the circle of life.
I was identified as a member of the fuck couple when we played grandads funeral drinking game and I had to chug. HE WOUODN’T HAVE HAD IT ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!

fubernucked 

Markiplier's version of SUPER FUCKED!
I'm fubernucked!
fubernucked by Sakaarason July 5, 2017