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waiver day 

A day that has the power to cancel school and nobody really knows or cares why.
Guy #1: Did we have to finish that assignment for tomorrow?
Guy #2: No school tomorrow, it's waiver day.
Guy #1: what's that?
Guy #2: who cares.
waiver day by Confidante February 12, 2015
Related Words

ASVAB Waiver 

Someone in the military who scored low on the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery (ASVAB) yet was still allowed to join based on the approval of a waiver.

Term used to imply someone is of substandard intelligence.
I can't believe he loaded all those bullets in the magazine backwards.

I know! He must have been an ASVAB Waiver..
ASVAB Waiver by NoMotards December 16, 2011

Waiver-wire Pickup 

An attractive or "cute" girl, most likely a 6 or 7 out of 10, who is just above the cutoff of no hookup potential and initially below relationship or multiple hookup potential. If she performs well, her chances of sticking around dramatically increase. Similar to a fantasy football player you pick up to replace a poorly performing, injured, or bye-week player.
Hey man, let's hit the bars to see if we can find a Waiver-wire pickup.

Yea, after breaking up with my girlfriend last week, I'm honestly only looking for a Waiver-wire pickup
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Waiver-wire Pickup by Fantasyguru2 November 7, 2010

Waiver Wire Whore 

One who picks up other Managers' backups off of the waiver wire in fantasy sports leagues, thus essentially fucking the other manager. The term was made famous back in 2001 when Non Solo picked up Dominic Rhodes, backup to Edgerrin James of the Indianapolis Colts in an attempt to fuck James' owner, the fabled Vinny Marlins organization.
Non Solo is such a waiver wire whore, he never drafts a good team.
Waiver Wire Whore by Vinny Marlin February 20, 2009
Aka Wee-Man, formerly known as "Skater-Inf"

Deriving from his second name Watson, Watie is the nickname of some little bastard. He cruizes the streets of Bozza in his drop top.. well.. Board, and well.. Gets high. And poned, and stoned, and baked and.. well.. Fucked basically.
"Wow, u seen that guy over there?"
"Ye, it's watie.. Can't you see the spliff?!"

"Yo, that guys a mess/Watie"
Watie by Yellmeister April 5, 2008
1) A state of unemployment

2) To end a relationship
Landlord: You know its the 7th already and I haven't got your rent check.
Gary: Yeah, sorry about that. I got put on waivers 2 weeks ago, but I'll pay you as soon as I get it.

Andy: Hey man, whats with the new car? I thought you were out of work.
Gary: I was, but some jokers downtown picked me up on waivers last week, so I went and shot my wad on this gangster-ass Hyundai.

Andy: What up man, who's the new girl you were at the bar with last night?
Gary: Oh, just something to keep my bit from rusting over. Brenda wasn't giving it up like she used to, so I put her on waivers and picked up this new dime.
Waivers by MannyL May 21, 2007