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shaolin shackles 

Unintentionally getting your pubic hair caught, snagged or stuck in a zipper while zipping up your pants or shorts.
The hippy chick that never shaves or grooms herself has the shaolin shackles and now needs a pair of scissors to free her pubic hair from the shorts she is wearing.
shaolin shackles by Reno/flex March 21, 2015

New chains , same shackles 

New chains means that you changed as a person , same shackles means that you still have (problems , depression ect) and that nearly nothing changed , you still feel as you did before the "new chains".
New chains , same shackles (song by $uicideboy$)

Shackles 

When a friend is so deep in a relationship he is considered to be "locked up"
Cris: "Yo why wasn't John Michael invited?"
Nick: "Cause he's probably out with Emily again."
Michael: "That man is in shackles."
Shackles by ChickenFDC February 16, 2018

Pootie shickle 

It's a sensation of a fart going into your vagina so you have to move to get it out.
A: What happened?
B: I just had a pootie shickle.
Pootie shickle by gaybija October 7, 2019

rusty shackles 

when you grab a person's legs with poop-smeared toilet paper from underneath a bathroom stall divider and yell, "rusty shackles!"
A strange man gave me rusty shackles today when I sat down to take a crap in a public restroom.

Sheckles 

A Jew joke that refers to money especially coins
Hey Jake want some sheckles; Yo Jake heres your daily allowance of sheckles 'throws dimes'
Sheckles by TurboedDude May 29, 2018