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paparazzi pouch 

Makeshift infant carseat, i.e. one's lap, to be used when fleeing obnoxious photographers. Spawned from the dippy mother of invention herself, Britney Spears. Illegal everywhere except in the State of Denial.
"Quick! Aunt Ethel's got the camera! Throw the baby in the paparazzi pouch and let's get outta here!"
paparazzi pouch by Maw Kettle April 4, 2006

Paparazzed 

Although it looks like a past participle the verb cannot really be conjugated apart from "paparazzed" and "paparazzing".

Being "paparazzed" means being photographed sometimes by some annoying guy handling a camera (paparazzi) in an intrusive way.
I went to a party yesterday and I paparazzed all the young and nice ladies.

I went to downtown for a walk and I've been paparazzing the people there.
Paparazzed by Mellowiz September 5, 2007
In Slovakia the noun papuca means slipper, babouche, softie shoe.
It is also name for a pub, where Melisko (the famous drunkard) drinks every day.
"Do Papuce ma volala!" (Melisko)
Mam len jednu papucu.

Translation: "She called me to Papuca!"
I only have one slipper.
papuca by Oliver P. January 20, 2008

paparazzle 

Who gives a rat's poop chute if the Paparazzle get a few thousand photos of her
paparazzle by Paparazzle October 15, 2010
Of paper.

Having to do with paper.
Online newspapers are much better than their papyral counterparts, as you can watch videos and see other media too.
papyral by thetornadoguy June 23, 2010

Political Paparazzi 

The transformation of the media from journalism to sensationalism as the news has gone from a service to a business...
The cable news networks at one time has some sort of sense of journalistic integrity... now they're just Political Paparazzi trying to play King Maker...