Smashly 

1) a smashable state of being
2) a nickname for your friend Ashley that you constantly feel compelled to smash (can also be spelled Smashleigh, Smashlee, or Smashley)
3) a compliment given to someone you want to smash

1) "ooh that girl over there is looking smashly tonight"
2) Xaque: "ooh look at that girl. She's hot. Do you know her name?"

Benjámin: "oh yeah. It's Ashleigh"

Xaque: "OH YEAH SHE'S SMASHLEIGH"
3) "dang girl, looking smashly tonight"

Smashly by ayyysmitty March 8, 2019

smashly 

Having intent to get very drunk, being very drunk.

Lets get super smashly tonight.

smashly by Jake Tessier April 13, 2007

Smashly 

A female that is sought out specifically for sex and no other relational dynamic, therefore she has no name but is referred to as Smashly.

Clint: bro, you woke me up again last night! Who did you smash out this night? Was that Kaite, Kelly, Cindy or Lisa who I heard screaming?!

Thomas: Sorry bro, na dawg it was Smashly.

Smashly by Thermos kegger November 15, 2013

Smashlist 

List of people you want to smash. Usually lengthy and divided into sections, such as 'work', 'friends', 'celebs'.

Checked out Kelly recently? She's really tidied up. I'm sticking her straight on the smashlist.

Smashlist by GorthFromBorth June 14, 2013

smashlee 

an extremely drunk ashlee

person 1: did you see ashlee last night?
person 2: yeah she was totally smashed
person 3: she was totally smashlee

smashlee by smashlee1690 January 5, 2009

Crashy Smashy Die Die Die 

A song written and sung by Foxxy Love and produced by Spanky ham from the animated series drawn together on Comedy Central. The Song is about the deaths of the 4 members of the Foxxy 5 which were run over by Foxxy and caused her to write a song about the event.

Foxxy: splattered cross the hood, bloody guts and pain! (squishy squishy, my oh my!)
Compound fracture, punctured lung, bashed in brains! (crashy smashy die die die!)
Crunchy cracky smacky wacky - all that's left
Is best friend puddin' topped with asphalt death...
Hey crashy smashy...
Crash and die! (crashy smashy my oh my!)
Crash and die! (crashy smashy die die die!)
Crash and die! (crashy smashy my oh my!)
Crash and die! (crashy smashy die die die!)

Crashy Smashy Die Die Die is written and sung by Foxxy Love and produced by Spank Ham

Crashy Smashy Die Die Die by jewproducer16 April 28, 2012

smasheyes 

Fairly varied in it's use, but essentially the act of being or getting horribly drinks/drunk in an extremely short period of time. Violence and nudity can ensue.

I got so smasheyes last night, I tried to get off with my mum.

Don't look over there at him, he's fucking smasheyes, he'll kick your fucking head in...

Let's throw caution to the wind and get smasheyes

Old Smasheyes is back!

Ahhhhh! I'm fucking SMASHEYES!

smasheyes by James Cridland November 22, 2006