Resistwat 

An individual who puts far more energy into resisting the efforts of others than he or she (or it) puts into his or her (or its) own life efforts, without regard for the results of those choices. Please see “the resistance”, “antifa”, “occupy” and any dead-weight life-long career bureaucrat of the democrat variety.

At this point, it's life and death for actual Americans to overcome resistwats in the streets along with the resistwats holding public office and the internet's resistwat gatekeepers.

Resistwat by NPC Climate Scientist February 22, 2019

tech resistant 

Someone who does not embrace technology or has a hard time working with technological devices including computers, gaming consoles, email, cell phones, DVRs, remote controls, traffic lights...

John owns a Macbook but will only check his email with it. He's completely tech resistant.

tech resistant by realmccoy420 April 24, 2011

Famine Resistant 

A "plump" or otherwise "healthy" sample from female human species that can withstand the consumption of food until well into the next ice age.

"Dont even think of getting with her yo, she looks to be Famine Resistant!

Famine Resistant by Nate-Dog March 9, 2008

French Resistance 

The french fries remaining at the bottom of a fast food bag after the rest of the meal has been consumed.

Jack wasn't completely satisfied with his value meal until he realized that there were nine members of the french resistance at the bottom of his bag.

French Resistance by RichWI October 3, 2007

Late Registration 

Kanye West's follow-up to The College Dropout includes tracks such as "Diamonds (From the Sierra Leone)" as well as "Gold Digger" Feat. Jamie Foxx and many other great tracks. This album is surprisingly largely produced by Jon Brion. Late Registration released on August 30th 2005 is an instant classic like the last Kanye album.

"...so they ask me, why you call it late registration Ye? Cuz we takin these mothafuckas back to school

Late Registration by LoBww1 September 11, 2005

Inanimate Resistance 

Primary usage: when inanimate objects seem to be fucking with through basic vegetative noncooperation, usually when you are already in a bad mood, late or drunk.

"My condom is giving me some IR"
"My shirt gave me some major inanimate resistance this morning, wouldn't get off the hanger."

Inanimate Resistance by Kurrupt1976 June 17, 2009

Resistance is key!

Keep your resistance level at 100%. If at any time you sing or dance along with any movies, your level drops. DON'T LET IT GET TO 0%!

KNDG1: What are you watching?
Katrina: Disney "try not to sing" challenge. Why?
KNDG1: RESISTANCE IS KEY!!!

Resistance is key! by I don't say "bleh bleh-bleh"! September 26, 2019