Lumpucky 

The juice that runs out your butt, down your leg and rots your socks.

That there is just a bunch of lumpucky!

Lumpucky by Runningspider February 21, 2019

lumpuckeroo 

a very serious illness where your pores turn into assholes and you shit yourself to death.

Sue: OMG! What happened to Steve?
Joe: Lumpuckeroo.
Sue: Lum-Puck-a-what?
Joe: I always knew he was a giant asshole i just didnt think it could kill you!

lumpuckeroo by JrzyBtch22k April 24, 2008

lumpuck of the tarhole 

A wet,irritating condition of and around the cornshoot and taint,a condition usually remedied by a cooks best friend,CORNSTARCH!
see Swamp Ass

Gino's walk today totally showed signs of a massive case of lumpuck of the tarhole!

lumpuck of the tarhole by Lance and Squeak September 4, 2006

lumpuckeroo 

Apparently a noxious side effect of eating dandelion greens.

Edible dandelion greens? My lawn alone could feed a family of 4 for a wk! Although... not sure they wouldn't have a case of Lumpuckeroo after all that.

lumpuckeroo by cherbot March 9, 2011

Galloping Lumpuckeroo 

Diarrhea in the extreme. A nearly liquified stool with a greenish and/or apricot hue.

After hitting the Alberto's drive thru last night, I've had a bad case of the galloping lumpuckeroo all morning.

Galloping Lumpuckeroo by Bidet Mate July 21, 2016

lumpuckeroo 

an unidentified disease you get from kissing.

You better watch out kissing that boy. You'll get the lumpuckeroo.

lumpuckeroo by eurlgurl January 17, 2008

Lumpuckaroo 

1. An adjective meaning the best of all possible choices for the specific noun.
2. A word used to mean feeling under the weather, or to describe general illness.

1. "Oh kiddo, I have the Lumpuckaroo of coolers"
2. "I'm feeling a bit lumpuckaroo today" or "I think i've caught the lumpuckaroo"

Lumpuckaroo by La Reine Canard August 4, 2008