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Slappy Clappys 

Just like selfies, slappy clappys are praise about one's self for the sake of looking good for others. Self praise,congratulatory in nature and in usage. The new definition for"patting ones self on the back" arrogant self elevation. EX."In celebration of their new patent, the board room was filled with merriment and slappy clappys."
When he discovered how to master self manicured nails,he bannered his delight to his mom with slappy clappys
Slappy Clappys by Ronan Rambler April 30, 2023

Slappy Crappy No-Nappy 

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)
“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”

crappyslappy 

A game related to "slug bug" and "punch buggy" and "prius poke," crappyslappy is when you slap someone you are with after seeing a crappy car (rusted, garbage bag for windows, broken taillights, etc.)
Person 1: "Hey, look at that shitty car!"

Person 2: "Crappyslappy!"

Person 1: "Ouch why the fuck... ohh damn you got me!"
crappyslappy by Keevaan August 2, 2011
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026