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nutcatcher

A colloquial term for the common female, often used in jest.

A nutcatcher is a woman who has copious amounts of sex and always lets the man nut inside.

In fact, nutcatchers are deemed as such because they spend the majority of their time "catching nuts."

Nutcatchers rarely discriminate against sexual partners as they will breed with men of almost any class.
"Guy: women are just nutcatchers. All they're good for is a quick nut and then BAM we out."
"Guy1: Not wrong."

"Guy1: Dude, half of the girls at our school are pregnant and some of them already have children at home!"
"Guy2: I KNOW. They're just like...nutcatchers, man."

"Guy: Man she let me hit it raw."
"Guy1: I'd watch out bro she's a known nutcatcher!"

"A woman just had sex with me in an alley. That was no woman that was a nutcatcher!"

"Yooooo this 40-year-old nutcatcher is really trying to sucker some SIMP into taking care of her and 4 illegitimate kids!"
by beyourownhypeman January 18, 2019
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nutsatchel

your nutsack, scrotum...
that crazy bitch licked my nutsatchel
by JAniol12 December 30, 2007
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nutscratcher

Small device used to alleviate discomfort in the scrotal region. Sometime referred to as Scrote Rake or Sack Handler.
"My balls are killing me.... damn wheres my nutscratcher"

"Doctor, Doctor my Scrotes on fire... what can you give me??"
"One prescription of Sack Handler should do the trick"
by Rob Chancewood January 17, 2008
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Netwatcher

(1) often pejorative. Compulsive websurfers who rely on Internet resources as their sole source of information. Often carries a connotation of anti-elitism and a disdain for more tradional "paper-based" sources such as newspapers, encyclopedias, research papers, peer-review publications, or books.
(2) Professional commentators - marketing and media specialists - who track online trends, netiquette, and usage patterns in order to identify changes in behavioural patterns
Militant Wikipedia fans make up a particlarly virulent cult of Netwatchers.
by goodomens September 18, 2006
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Nuttchered

To destroy with a guy's nuts.
When Brooke was drunk, Rob totally Nuttchered her mouth when she passed out.
by Girl that was nuttchered October 29, 2011
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