Bootdog

A fluffy rat dog such as a Yorkie, Bichon, Toy Poodle, etc, that is a useless yappy cunt that has no purpose other then to be booted in the head. Yorkies are the preferred breed for this as they are the most annonying fluffy yappy cunts of any dog breed.

Fucken had a bad day at work yesterday, got home and gave my cunt of a bootdog a boot in the face. The little fluffy rat cunt yelped like a tent peg was stuck up its arse.

Bootdog by Bootdog January 17, 2019

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Boobdoggle

An unneeded trip that is still made to soley to see female breasts.

Jim "You want to go to that new strip club down in Tampa?"
Bill" That sounds like the perfect boobdoggle, Im in!"

Boobdoggle by Pair of Aces August 21, 2011

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Boondoggle

Using corporate funds to visit a client that you really don't need to see. The real reason for visiting the client is to explore the area, visit a friend, try the food scene, or some other personal reason not associated with work. Your boss is unaware of your true motive and believes you are actually conducting work.

Salesperson 1: "Jim is going to Hawaii to visit his client next week."
Salesperson 2: "Bullshit. Jim's client there is tiny. That's just a boondoggle so he can surf all week. I bet he only goes to the office once."

Boondoggle by FQ_GFY February 10, 2020