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shmammed 

a combination of smashed, hammered, and shitted or shit-faced

essentially, being drunk

synonym: shmammered
oh, man! i got so shmammed last night.
shmammed by ak123 September 25, 2004
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when you leave your work station multiple times a day to wander. AKA Shmammel
Hey have you seen Tim, no I think he's shmammeling for the 10th time!
Shmammel by Shmammel September 14, 2021

shmammered 

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.
Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place
shmammered by David July 7, 2004

shmammerville 

a state of drunkeness asociated with being shmammered.
me and my brosky took a little trip to shmammerville last night...the water was great!

shamafied 

Verb, to hook up with someone. Also to simply own someone.
Jenny and jake hooked up. After, Jenny says.....
Jenny- you've just been shamafied!

Also

Jenny karate chops Eliza and says....
Jenny- you've just been shamafied
shamafied by JENAYNAYindaville March 3, 2008

shmammered 

A cross between being shit faced and hammered.
Dude I was so shmammered last night I passed out in my driveway.