fummit

A false summit a place, outcome, or experience which at the time felt like a final objective or longed-for goal, but which turns out to not to be, and makes you feel even worse as you realise how far away the real goal may be.

I used a different agent to make the polymer and immediately got a positive readout on the chromatograph, but my excitement was short-lived as I realised it was a fummit and the instrument was only picking up the reducing agent not the polymer.

fummit by Sharpeidic December 21, 2018

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fummins

The name given to a light duty Ford truck that has received a Cummins engine swap.

A Powerstroke couldn't run that good, that thing must be a fummins.

fummins by s-10s_rule November 23, 2010

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Fummin

A synonym meaning fake, or hoein.

Bro you fummin right now.

Fummin by Kutter September 25, 2014

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Fumming

The simultaneous occurrence of flatulence and ejaculation. Particularly common among the elderly who have weak bowel and penile control.

Jenny: Mom! Grandpa is fumming all over the place again!

Karen: Well, grab some towels and start cleaning him up!

Jenny: Ewwwww! I don’t wanna clean up grandpa’s nasty fum! It stinks!

Karen: Shut the fuck up and clean your grandpa’s fum or you’re grounded!

Fumming by Hammer of Jesus March 2, 2020