A false summit a place, outcome, or experience which at the time felt like a final objective or longed-for goal, but which turns out to not to be, and makes you feel even worse as you realise how far away the real goal may be.
I used a different agent to make the polymer and immediately got a positive readout on the chromatograph, but my excitement was short-lived as I realised it was a fummit and the instrument was only picking up the reducing agent not the polymer.
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Get the Fummin mug.The simultaneous occurrence of flatulence and ejaculation. Particularly common among the elderly who have weak bowel and penile control.
Jenny: Mom! Grandpa is fumming all over the place again!
Karen: Well, grab some towels and start cleaning him up!
Jenny: Ewwwww! I don’t wanna clean up grandpa’s nasty fum! It stinks!
Karen: Shut the fuck up and clean your grandpa’s fum or you’re grounded!
Karen: Well, grab some towels and start cleaning him up!
Jenny: Ewwwww! I don’t wanna clean up grandpa’s nasty fum! It stinks!
Karen: Shut the fuck up and clean your grandpa’s fum or you’re grounded!
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