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William Allitt 

The William Allitt School is the definition of hell. You will find that grass is growing on the rooftops and that the roofs are leaking due to excess water being on the roof but no drainage systems. On most days you will find that they lock the girls’ and boys’ bathrooms so you have to piss yourself. They exclude only one person if been in a fight when it takes two to tango. The headteacher does nothing at all apart from sit in her office all day. All in all Never come to allitt, its a shithole!!
Don't come to William Allitt it will ruin your education!
William Allitt by Yayy!! December 20, 2018
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If your child is thinking of going to William Allitt school please make sure you provide them with a stab proof vest, they shall be neeeing it. The William allitt is hardly a school, it’s a shithole. Its absolutely full of wankers and u better watch out for them snakes cuz they’ll get ya good. And if you do attend the William allitt school I wouldn’t expect a teacher which can speak English, better start learning then languages.
The William Allitt School, what a shithole

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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