A person who is easily excited by a pregnant teacher but, at the same time, feels cheated to suffer the atrocities of a teacher with two brains inside her, one in the womb and the other in the empty place in the upper part of the body.
rear·ri·nate ˈrir.iˌnāt/Submit
verb
discharge urine; pass water while facing away from the urinal and bent over.
Often takes place in public bathrooms. Subject faces away from a urinal, bends over tucks his or her penis between their legs and urinates. Though not required, pants at ankles, and missing target often observed and completely appropriate.
As Charlie rearinated, he turned to the gentleman in the nexturinal and asked, "do you work out?".