Alrli 

Acronym for: Amassing laughter really loudly init

That's funny alrli

Alrli by Realperson906 October 28, 2018

United Airlines 

United Airlines, Inc., commonly referred to as United, is a major American airline headquartered in Chicago, Illinois. It is the world's third-largest airline when measured by revenue, operates a comprehensive domestic and international route network, and has significant presence in the Asia-Pacific region.

The motto of the company: If we can't beat the competition, we beat our customers.

Hey, why is your face covered with blood?
I bought a United Airlines ticket.

United Airlines by TheSporadic April 12, 2017

spirit airlined 

Being tricked into a service that robs you, unknowingly signing on to something because you think it is a good deal only to find yourself penniless and hungry wishing you had chosen Delta.

Tyler: John I just got a truck off craigslist for $200
John: That's awesome, how does it run?
Tyler: It only came with the steering wheel.
John: Oh shit boy you just got spirit airlined!

That woman plays more tricks than a Spirit Airline's stewardess.

spirit airlined by llama tattoo July 8, 2012

United Airlines 

Used as a verb; Beating the shit out of someone and then forcing them to leave.

The movie theater usher just United Airlines the guy in the 3rd row because his seat was reserved.

United Airlines by YaBoiKras April 10, 2017

alligate 

Thing that alligators do!

Managers manage, players play and alligators alligate

alligate by andrej.g July 23, 2012

Airlia 

Drop dead gorgeous. A beautiful goddess, nice to everyone she meets, quick-witted , very funny and can always make you smile.

"Why are you so happy?"
"I was just with Airlia."

Airlia by hahaugh June 23, 2014

United Airlines 

The best Airline if you want to get thrown off for no reason.

Man, did you see that doctor get thrown off of a United Airlines flight for no reason?

United Airlines by BoredomIsReal April 10, 2017