zmalqpwoskxndjeirufhvbgty 

the absolute zero of boredom. You have exhausted all of the other possible combinations of the letters on the keyboard(and exhausted your self) trying to outwit urban dictionary. You come up with zmalqpwoskxndjeirufhvbgty but are devastated to find that someone has already beat you to it. (hint, try numbers).

you: I'm so bored
friend: Try qwertyuiop-
you: already done that
friend: try zmalqpwoskxndjeirufhvbgty then

moral, never try something that has been recommended, chances are it has already been tried

zmalqpwoskxndjeirufhvbgty by imsosososososososbored October 12, 2018

zmalqpwoskxncbdjeirufhvbgty 

When you are so bored that you can't think of anything else to do.

Boss: “Did you seriously just type in ‘zmalqpwoskxncbdjeirufhvbgty' instead of working.”

joe: “Y-yeah.”

Boss: “Honestly I can’t even be mad, that level of boredom is amazing.”

zmalqpwoskxncbdjeirufhvbgty by PeakHickory March 14, 2021

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I'm bored. :(
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zmalqpwoskxndjeirufhvbtyg by Not for you! March 3, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016