Bléj

1. Being in a bored or mellow mood. Bleh, but to a higher tier.
2. A replacement for "ok" when you're not paying attention to the other person.

Friend A: How are you today?
Friend B: Bléj..

Bléj by Panic! 21 Falling Chemicals October 4, 2018

blejsarus 

Leader of <Bad Omen>, or as some people like to call it <Add Omen>. Often "add" or
"zerg" in the game Dark Age of Camelot.

Wtf, Blejsarus, STOP ADDING!

Blejsarus, you moron, stop adding!

Blejsarus ADD INC MMG!

blejsarus by Bebba December 4, 2003

Blejaculate 

A bloody ejaculation, usually caused by the intake of menstruation from having sex with a woman on her period. Sometimes caused by shoving large objects inside the urethra, such as an umbrella.

"I had sex with Melody last night. She didn't tell me she was on her period, and I blejaculated all over her!"

Blejaculate by Wynced July 11, 2016

blejaub 

Mm probably a typo. Its blowjob

hi yashit

Blejaub de 😳

blejaub by Philoxphobia November 26, 2021

Blejem 

A very large conglomeration of liquid or any other substance.

my Blejem of goon juice turned into a MONSTER.

Blejem by anonymous February 10, 2025