The act of being distracted by your partner's dick. Usually starts by a couple trying to be wholesome and then throwing it all out the window for dat dick
Guy: "babe you said that you wanted to just watch a movie and be wholesome"
Girl/guy: "Yeah, nevermind, she'll be right, you are dickstracting me"
Today's goal.. Don't let a sexy ass motherfucker dickstract you from making moves.
To dickstract - distracting a woman from reaching her goals
Making it difficult for her to get laid
Ain't nobody got time for that
1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.
2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.