bonatch 

Term used when you are too drunk to say "beehotch".

Often used in the plural form, bonatches.

"Which one of you bonatches is moving the floor?"

bonatch by T_O June 25, 2005

Befouled Bonathan

The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.

Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”

Befouled Bonathan by LargeDavid April 9, 2021

Boyatch 

A Boy that quite simply is a bitch.

boy: the thing is your not attricative in any way
girl: omg you are such a boyatch

Boyatch by GreasyKidChronicles May 17, 2008

bonathon 

An event in which boning takes place on a very large scale, this includes homo or heterosexual relations, but usually homo.

Thom, Jarrett, and I all took part in a huge bonathon last night.

bonathon by Mercedes Benz January 2, 2007

Bonathan 

Bonathan a word used to refer to a man named Mr.Miller (AKA Brad's evil twin lookalike)

Hey Declan, look its Bonathan on the morning show again.

Bonathan by poopoopapa April 2, 2020

Bonathon 

A group expedition on bikes up to the Cime de la Bonette in Southern France.
Note: Not involving sex in any shape or form, I want to make that quite clear.

Big Al: Guys are you going to come on the Bonathon at the end of the month?

Tiny Tim: You bet your ass!
Fred: I'm in.
Kim: I'll be there
Profession-Al: Try and stop me.
Hulkster: Affirmative

Bonathon by zzwill September 8, 2011

Bontch 

Crazy, Loco, Johnster, Asshole, Cool, Fun, Awesome, Lame, Douchey, Drunk.

Bontch titties!!! Dude I got so bontched last night. Hey Bontch what's upppp? Let's go to casa mo and get some margaritas!!

Bontch by Bontchitits September 29, 2010