Hager 

One of your closest friends.Someone you can trust dearly.An amazing chef and an extremely intelligent and laid back person.Pretty brown eyes and long brown hair with golden skin.One of the best people you’ll ever meet!

wow Hager has really nice hair

Hager by sisters101 July 30, 2019

Hager 

Stupid bitch with attitude

Hager is a stupid bitch with attitude.

Hager by Nfarina June 25, 2018

Hager 

Layed back, sensitive, impressionable guy. Found in cedartucky and has a best friend names chris.

Hager and Chris are the funniest guys around.

Hager by mr.stiffey July 17, 2009

Hager 

Some burnout junkie monster, got popular from groupie burnouts trafficking peyote. Complete bullshit of a family.

Id your trying to kill a culture and die a slave master try inviting a Hager

Hager by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024

Ryan Hager 

the mix of two wonderful souls together. These two humans stuck their precious genitive into one another. Ryan is rumored to be pregnant so her parents forced them to get married. Blake is quite happy tho because he now get unlimited sex. 😍😍🥰🥵😁🌀 dong worry ladies and gents! You will find a love story like this someday 🥰

gigi: Did you know ryan now goes by Ryan Hager?
Zayn: duh Gigi they got married.

Ryan Hager by heyheyurarockstar July 31, 2020

Sammy Hagar paradox 

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox

When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

Sammy Hagar paradox by El Oso Blanco June 23, 2010

Bill hader 

Is the best, end of story

Bill hader is the best, no one compares

Bill hader by randomfella ;) November 2, 2019