Also known as Pleasantville, recognizable by the "cookie-cutter" style homes (homes that all look exactly the same). Ahwatukee is a place where you think you're growing up but you really dont, because its far from the real world. There's an unnecessary number of
police in the area for a town where absolutely nothing happens, and the streets
die at midnight every friday night because of high schoolers racing to get back before curfew. The biggest social aspect of Tukee? AMC 24. The huge yearly event? The sad Ahwatukee Bowl between DVHS and MPHS. 16 year old
kids drive around cars nicer than most
parents, and the boys think they're tough shit. Don't be swayed by the underage girls although they dress like 30 year old single, slutty, unmarriable women. Abercrombie is overused, and
parents are overprotective. It's the worlds biggest cul-de-sac, but if you ever get stuck here...you'll want to kill yourself; college students stay away just go
straight to tempe
think of the tucson...sketchy town, but theres things to do...now turn it upside down..and throw way more
money..and you'll have a snooty boring
ass suburb of
phoenix. Welcome to the Tukee