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Phantom penis 

The feeling of having a penis that is not actually there; like in amputees or transgender men.
Trans man: "I know my penis isn't there, but I can totally feel it! I have a phantom penis!"

Phantom Penis 

Kinda like when an amputee can feel a limb that is not there. It is when you can feel your penis in one spot when it is actually in a different spot.
You know when you tuck your penis and balls back and cross your legs to look like a girl.. Well in this case tuck the penis to the left and back but leave the balls to the right in front, don't push the balls back. Now move around slightly and like MAGIC your phantom penis feels like it is where it belongs centered over your balls in the middle even though it is not. Cool huh!

Phantom Penis 

(1) When a female feels as if she bares a penis

(2)When a female physical feels pain when seeing/thinking of harm inflicted on a man's genitalia
Video: A man will then have the bottom of his penis cut and held over a fire as it bleeds

Female: Holy shit I felt that in my phantom penis

the phantom penis 

A scary frigging flash game in which a woman is abducted by aliens and you press a bar at the bottom of the screen to have oral sex or to anal probe and the like seriously WTF! And has mock characters like Hand Solo and Spewie, gauranteed to freak you out!
random guy: did you play the phantom penis last night?

random guy 2: yeas, it was freaky

random guy: lol
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026