after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this

1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 by BootyEater88 November 18, 2020

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gosh that italian family at the next table sure is quiet

Said to find out if someone is a Russian sleeper spy.

Step 1. Say "Gosh that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet"

*Russian sleeper spy revealed* *Cough* *Cough* Adam West *Cough* Cough*

gosh that italian family at the next table sure is quiet by arandompersonwithnolife July 28, 2017

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Goshiki Tsutomu

Literally baby. Don't mess with him, he'll cry. Shhh, his bowl cuts probably better than you for all we know, so don't judge it.

Wants to become a better ace then Wakatoshi Ushijima, even though his teammates think its a joke.
Shirabu and Goshiki don't have a friendly relationship but doesn't mean they can't be great teammates.

Goshiki Tsutomu Is a baby!

Goshiki Tsutomu by miracle_boy satori June 1, 2020

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