Greta Van Fleet

A fucking awesome band that consists of 3 brothers, Josh Kiszka (lead singer), Jake Kiszka (guitarist), Sam Kiszka (bassist), and their friend Danny Wagner (drummer). They're from Frankenmuth, Michigan, and make great music that takes you back to the 70s. They are all in their early 20s and extremely talented. It is only the beginning for them.

Me: Man that new Greta Van Fleet album is awesome
Friend: omg I know I love them

Greta Van Fleet by gayle23 May 10, 2019

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greta van fleet

the best band in the history of music

-hey did you hear the new greta van fleet album

-fucking obviously they’re the best band in the history of music

greta van fleet by sammys gurl October 9, 2021

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Gretavanfleetwhxre

The best fan account with the best edits. She is a queen and a future Mrs.Kiszka.

“Have you watched gretavanfleetwhxre’s new edit? It’s so hot”

Gretavanfleetwhxre by lildickie24 October 10, 2021

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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