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despacito 2

Something so epic even CNN has to break the news to the world
My nigga: YO DID U SEE DESPACITO 2 IS BEING RELEASED?

Me: YO SHIT DOGG THATS EPICCCC πŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ

Despacito 2

a new game on Nintendo switch, sega genesis, xbox 360, and fortnite featuring shrek, smash mouth, lil pump, iron man, tony stark, Mario, luis fonsi, daddy yankee, Justin Bieber, twitter, star wars, the Spanish language, and many others. It was created by NASA and luis fonsi and was confirmed by markliplier while livestreaming on his 3ds. mark zuccerberg delayed its realease so it will come out later than first promised. Despacito 2 is promised to end world hunger and solve world peace.
man boi 1 DUDE FAM I BROKE MY LEG MAN HOW AM I GONNA PERFORM THIS MONTH?
man boi 2 don't wrry man despacito 2 is coming soon.
Despacito 2 by aqua danker June 15, 2018

Despacito 2

A prophecy from the quran that predicts the second comming of jesus christ as a malevolant eldricht god, angered at humanity for betraying him and creating the latin pop song 'despacito'. Jesus then unleashes the omnipotent power of despacito 2 destroying the multiverse, ending reality as we know it.
Yo i cant wait for despacito 2 amirite?
Despacito 2 by M i L K June 12, 2018

Despacito 2

The best way to make an atheist shut the fuck up and cry in a corner.
Yesterday I made my atheist friend listen to despacito 2, and then he started crying.
Despacito 2 by Cuckbuckduck June 27, 2018

Despacito 2

"Despacito 2 eat my spider bussy"
"Dame tu America"
"This is Cosita"
"Why the fuck am I alive"
Despacito 2 by HouseplantChan July 20, 2018