shortness 

It’s like when he calls a girl he likes shorty especially if she is shorter than him

How are you shortness?

shortness by henna83 May 30, 2018

Shortness of breath 

The excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running

*Chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout*
Gavin: Yo Chalmers are you ok?
Chalmers: Yeah I just got some shortness of breath
Gavin: Do you have asthma or something?
Charmers: no I just have shortness of breath

Shortness of breath by Circy4 July 20, 2016

shortness-ness-ness 

When u are very short and people keep messing with u being short

stop messing with my shortness-ness-ness🤦🏾 ♀️🙄

shortness-ness-ness by Sa’najah May 27, 2018

hot-shortness 

hot-shortness: Selma Hayek

Selma Hayek is the epitome of hot-shortness.

hot-shortness by position_x_force March 2, 2005

Shirtless Bobby 

A shirtless Bobby is a double vodka tonic with limes and is only drank by the coolest most metal shirtless sexy ripped corner dwellers at the bar.

Bartender: What can I get for ya?
Customer: I'll take a Shirtless Bobby.
Bartender: Sure, one lime or 2?

Ex 2::

Person A:: "Dude I got so fucked up on Shirtless Bobbies last night."
Person B:: "oh man, they get ya every time!"

Shirtless Bobby by Shirtless Bobby February 19, 2014

shirtless shit 

When you are taking a shit and are forced to remove your shirt because you are so hot and the poop is just not flowing freely.

Tom: Dude...worst afternoon.

Matt: Whys that dude?

Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.

shirtless shit by Professor Pod July 9, 2011

Shirtless old man 

You are supposed to post a picture of a shirtless old man as a comment when you have nothing nice to say.

I hit the latest Ted Cruz tweet with a shirtless old man.

Shirtless old man by Holliday Fartcruise May 30, 2020