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Shortness of breath 

The excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running
*Chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout*
Gavin: Yo Chalmers are you ok?
Chalmers: Yeah I just got some shortness of breath
Gavin: Do you have asthma or something?
Charmers: no I just have shortness of breath
Shortness of breath by Circy4 July 20, 2016

shortness-ness-ness 

When u are very short and people keep messing with u being short
stop messing with my shortness-ness-ness🤦🏾 ♀️🙄

hot-shortness 

hot-shortness: Selma Hayek
Selma Hayek is the epitome of hot-shortness.

Shirtless Bobby 

A shirtless Bobby is a double vodka tonic with limes and is only drank by the coolest most metal shirtless sexy ripped corner dwellers at the bar.
Bartender: What can I get for ya?
Customer: I'll take a Shirtless Bobby.
Bartender: Sure, one lime or 2?

Ex 2::

Person A:: "Dude I got so fucked up on Shirtless Bobbies last night."
Person B:: "oh man, they get ya every time!"
Shirtless Bobby by Shirtless Bobby February 19, 2014

shirtless shit 

When you are taking a shit and are forced to remove your shirt because you are so hot and the poop is just not flowing freely.
Tom: Dude...worst afternoon.

Matt: Whys that dude?

Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.

Shirtless old man 

You are supposed to post a picture of a shirtless old man as a comment when you have nothing nice to say.
I hit the latest Ted Cruz tweet with a shirtless old man.