The best fucking vegetable in whole world, it would make you sing big mouth's all star and get a dank memes overdose!! Stop reading this shit and get a fucking alcachofa!!
Girl 1: I would kill for an alcachofa right now!
Boy 1: lucky you I have one just here.....
An extremely beautiful sassy and sexy girl. If you see her you will never be able to get your eyes off her. She rocks hats and has an amazing sense of fashion. But don’t make alcachofa mad cuz she finna drop you off like trash she is definitely the person you don’t want as an enemy. Besides that alcachofas are very good friends and will be there for u always.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)