Hamknockers 

Large natural breast of a woman.

Look at those hamknockers.

Hamknockers by Ninja Nurse May 15, 2018

hobknockers 

noun- 2 hobos having sex in refrigerator boxes. Horizonal boxes are non-consensual, vertical boxes are consensual.

Two people walking down the street.

Person 1 "Do you see that refrigerator box?"
Person 2 "I think its moving, is it rats?"
Person 1 "It could be, or it could be a couple of hobknockers!"

hobknockers by All the Single Owls July 7, 2010

Habknocker

A habknocker is a canadian, man or woman, who masturbates in public.

Hey George, I had a great time habknocking in the mall.

Man, that kid is a habknocker. I saw him jacking off in the public bathroom

Habknocker by NJ kid November 14, 2011

hobknockers 

tits

she had some nice hobknockers

hobknockers by jman24 February 1, 2021

humknocker

acronym/slang
Half Ur Money Never O Csee Kids Ever Right
A woman so extraordinarily attractive that a man would arguably risk losing half his money in a divorce settlement and visitation rights to his children just by being near her. The term derives from the instinctive appreciative hum a person makes upon seeing someone that stunning, combined with the gut-punch realization of what acting on that attraction could cost.

Origin: Coined circa 2010 by an individual who, upon witnessing a woman of exceptional attractiveness, found himself unable to articulate the specific combination of qualities that made her so dangerous to his financial future and custody arrangement — and decided the English language needed a word for it.

Example:
"Yo, did you see that woman at the bar? Full humknocker. I'm talking HUMNOCKER."

humknocker by Capstone May 15, 2026