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A hybrid of Paul Weller & bell end, wellends are also known in popular culture as a cunts. Defined by wearing Pretty Green & having a shit lego haircut in tribute to some old, weathered mod singer. Wellends are known to be pathological liars, they will brazenly claim they are lovers of music but will only listen to one band and have also been known to state they invented their tragic bonce job.
"Fuck me, look at that wellend over there. It should be illegal to have no fringe and side burns that long. Funniest bit is he's paid £100 at some fancy salon for that!"
Wellend by Ryan&Sam December 12, 2018
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A Waylen is definitely the most amazing person you will ever meet. They are so good looking and you won't be able to get over it. They're so trustworthy and a wonderful best friend. They're funny to the point you can't ever really have a serious moment with them when you're face to face, except when it's really needed. They're someone who will stick with you and try as hard as they can to never let you down. They're really smart and willing to help you with anything. A Waylen is someone you'd want to spend the rest of your life laughing and enjoying everything beautiful, sad, exciting, breathtaking, and terrifying ever since the day you fist talk to them. A Waylen makes you sure if things. A Waylen is also a seriously good baseball player. You'll definitely want to bang a Waylen if you meet one.
"Did you see Waylen today?"

"Yes, he was looking good in his baseball pants and was running around naked!"
Waylen by 4ndyS4mberg June 23, 2013
Describing someone who will go mute and/or paralyzed at the mere scent of alcohol within a five mile radius. Because of this, they one who fits this description will generally aspire to become the most vigilant risk manager of all time.
Person 1: As soon as someone opened the bottle of 151, Jeff immediately went mute and cuddled the trash can for three hours, and it scared him so much he now runs risk management for the every frat on campus.

Person 2: Typical wellen move. But Jeff is so wellen, so it isn't that shocking.
Wellen by Bros Bros Bros(not jeff) September 27, 2010
A family from Luxembourg with strong roots in both Chicago, Virginia, and Texas. Pronounced "Wyland" not "Wayland".
A lake in Chicago owned by the Weyland, known as "Weyland Lake" where every Weyland must come take a bath naked as a sort of orientation into the family.
The last name of a very famous author, Jack Weyland.
Can also be a verb if you're name is Weyland.
"Weyland is weylan' out."
"Have you been to Weyland Lake for the official Weyland bath?"
"Jack Weyland is a world-reknowned author."
Weyland by A.G. Weyland October 18, 2008

Weyland-Yutani 

The mysterious company from the ALIEN franchise, that seeks to obtain a Xenomorph for their Bio-Weapons Division. The company owns or controls Nearly everything including ICC,USCM,ECA,etc. They are primarily technology supplier, building androids,starships,computers. But grew so large they now create everday household items.
an awesome person who has looks, abs, and a giant dick. he gets all the girls and everybody loves him. everyone wants to be his friend becasue he is the most amazing person ever created.
girl: that hot guy is such a weylan!
weylan by sexyhotness May 30, 2008