iPhone ass

When you're sitting on the toilet too long playing on your phone and your shitty ass dries to an unwipable crust.

What's that smell?

Sorry I got a bad case of iPhone ass after lunch.

by Deep sphincter May 8, 2018

iPhone asshole

Any person who has an iPhone but strictly refuses to let anyone else use it for any reason (internet, apps, etc.)

Mike: I need to look something up on the internet. Dante, can I use your iPhone?

Dante: No.

Mike: Your an iPhone Asshole.

by jfk83415 February 8, 2009

iphoneasauras

This is a state of being reached when you Iphone is so old, all the apps have stopped working and you are literally trapped in a technological Jurassic.

If you don’t update that brick now you remain trapped in iphoneasauras

by Martimusmaximus November 28, 2019