Get the yogl mug.The Yoglert is a type of gnome that came into existence long ago. The Yoglert can most closely physically be related to the main character from the hit 1980's series "David the Gnome."
The Yoglerts were forced to sell yogurt on the side of the road, lest they be forced into prostitution. No one buys their yogurt. No one.
The Yoglerts were forced to sell yogurt on the side of the road, lest they be forced into prostitution. No one buys their yogurt. No one.
Him: "Hey honey! While we're on this long stretch of highway, why don't we stop at this Yoglert stand and buy some of their crappy yogurt?"
Her: "No."
Her: "No."
by InSilverFlames1 October 6, 2008
Get the Yoglert mug.A very insulting insult used by highly intellectual person(s). This insult may be too powerful and could destroy someone in one single blow. This word should only be used by only people capable to endure the pain of being called a "yoglett"
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Get the yoglett mug.by VeeTwin December 15, 2008
Get the yogly mug.A infantile yogurt, usually flavored strawberry or vanilla, and rarely blueberry or boston cream pie. A yoglette's life-span is usually between 1-2 days before fully maturing into an adult yogurt. Your yoglette may decide ti become a Go-Gurt , in which case they will need to be removed by the Y.A.P. (yogurt affiliated police.)
If you notice that some of the "yogurts" in your refrigerator are acting childish a firm spanking may be required.
When factory workers get frisky they make a new batch of yogurts. Now your yogurt as a yoglette may either be a yogurl or a yoguy.
Whenever choosing a yoglette from the store it is important to remember that all yoglettes are individuals and shall not be discriminated against. A chocolate yoglette is just as if not more entitled as a vanilla yoglette.
Many yoglettes and yogurts out there believe that they are the aeryan race among dairy products. Now as such, if a yoglette or yogurt feels that they are not the most frequented dairy in your fridge they may imprison other dairy products and attempt to spoil them.
Yoglettes and yogurts are not so different and feel that they should be classified under one group name, "Yo-Kin", and making a joke like , "I'm just Yo-Kin with you." Will deeply offend the Yo-Kin race and will not be tolerated, as such next time you try to ingest a Yo-Kin they may begin to call all humans misogynistic pigs, and will start a campaign in your neighborhood, that is already widely known as "Yog lives matter."
If you notice that some of the "yogurts" in your refrigerator are acting childish a firm spanking may be required.
When factory workers get frisky they make a new batch of yogurts. Now your yogurt as a yoglette may either be a yogurl or a yoguy.
Whenever choosing a yoglette from the store it is important to remember that all yoglettes are individuals and shall not be discriminated against. A chocolate yoglette is just as if not more entitled as a vanilla yoglette.
Many yoglettes and yogurts out there believe that they are the aeryan race among dairy products. Now as such, if a yoglette or yogurt feels that they are not the most frequented dairy in your fridge they may imprison other dairy products and attempt to spoil them.
Yoglettes and yogurts are not so different and feel that they should be classified under one group name, "Yo-Kin", and making a joke like , "I'm just Yo-Kin with you." Will deeply offend the Yo-Kin race and will not be tolerated, as such next time you try to ingest a Yo-Kin they may begin to call all humans misogynistic pigs, and will start a campaign in your neighborhood, that is already widely known as "Yog lives matter."
That yoglette is misbehaving it better grow up soon.
Yoglettes are tastier than other yogurts.
I love my baby yoglettes.
Yoglettes are tastier than other yogurts.
I love my baby yoglettes.
by bILBOY32 August 8, 2016
Get the yoglette mug.Nick never went to the gym until he learned that Samantha was a yoga nut. Now he goes every week to yogle.
by anir dendroica January 25, 2015
Get the yogle mug.letting slip a word that doesn't mean anything. if someone catches you yogling, you either pretend it's a real word or a typo.
i went yogling last night.
by Carl Thronson February 20, 2009
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