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grapefruits 

term used to describe a pair of big ass titties,
they look something like this ( . )( . )
damn, i'd like to suck those grapefruits
grapefruits by screwster May 14, 2005

Grapefruits 

Word that can replace the following words, boobs, boobies, tits, titties, breasts
"You have HUGE grapefruits!"

Scary Grapefruits 

Really bad fake boobs, that look hard to the touch, and that look like the plastic surgeon stuck grapefruits in, instead of silicone sacs. This is especially a term used in Florida and California where citrus, such as grapefruit, is a prominent crop and where plastic surgery is overly popular.
The porn star had scary grapefruits for boobs! They were the worst fakes I ever saw!

Oh, how the grapefruits have fallen! 

The person has fallen from grace. They’re not as good as they used to be.
Look at them, this is so sad. Oh, how the grapefruits have fallen!

Dust up your grapefruits

To prepare and take a line or lines of coke off of the balls of a gentleman over the age of 45
Hey mate, mind if I dust up your grapefruits?

Swedish Grapefruit

When you're titty fucking your hoe at your local Swedish big box furniture outlet in the 700 square foot apartment and squirt your man pulp on her mouth and she puts up a sour face. Then she loves you like she's got Stockholm syndrome.
I was shopping at my local Swedish big box furniture outlet with Georgette and we saw a bed and she asked me to give her a Swedish grapefruit.