Scwhomp 

When a powerful entity, such as the mememan, consumes you. The thing that gets scwhomped is sent into a dimension of eternal darkness, and is trapped there forever.

Did you hear our professor got scwhomped!

It’s in your best interest to not get scwhomped by the mememan.

Scwhomp by The All Consuming Yeast May 2, 2018

Scwhomp 

To consume and digest the entirety of one's head, whether one is giving consent or not. This action is used generally when a living being widens their mouth to such a size that it can embrace the head of another. Often performed by the manman, although can be seen being used by other beings of a similar species.

"Hey, did you hear what happened to Bridget last weekend?"
"Yeah, apparently she got scwhomped whole."
"Tragic, really..."

Scwhomp by theglabella June 20, 2018

Schomp 

A disgusting overweight woman who is easily mistaken for a man. They are defined by their unsightly facial hair, their obvious lack of personal hygiene, and a general attitude of not giving a shit about life anymore.

SCHOMP is actually an acronym for: Sweaty Chin-Haired Obese Mom with Pimples

You are most likely to find schomps working at fast-food restaurants, low-quality diners, standing in the middle of the people movers at the airport so no one else can get by, riding the rascal scooters in Walmart, and driving mini-vans much too slowly in heavy rush hour traffic.

Whoa, I just did a triple-take - that dude wasn't really a dude! That was a SCHOMP! Hell ya, first schomp sighting of the summer! (*high five*)

Oh my gosh, that schomp looks like Hulk Hogan...wtf. I've gotta take a picture and send it to my friend.

That McDonalds cashier was such a schomp

Schomp by Denver 78 October 8, 2014

Schwomp 

to do
Fuck
Get down on it
To smoke weed

"Girl, get on your back and let us Schwomp"
"Lets Schwomp"
"I schwomped so much that I am higher than a kite.

Schwomp by CuntNuggeteer April 4, 2009

schomp 

Meth, speed. This is a definition that was based on the sound that is made when a rock is being cut.

Jones was busted for slangin' schomp.

schomp by Rhino December 16, 2004

schompy 

to be fake or fuked up

tht nigga chris was mad schompy las nite

schompy by alex myhre October 24, 2008

Scwhimper 

A combination of a scream and a whimper, happens when you have a voice crack while doing a high-pitched moan.

Lauren: *does a high-pitched moan in frustration, but has a voice crack*
Richard: "Was that a Scwhimper I heard?"

Scwhimper by 5tHailstrom March 13, 2025