kerdonkulous 

soft and creamy
weak

that ice cream was kerdonkulous

kerdonkulous by seamus finnigan September 8, 2008

harman kardon 

A brand of high-end receivers and speakers owned by the same company as JBL speakers. Harman Kardon speakers are decent high-end speakers, but what the brand is known for are the most excellent stereo and surround sound receivers. Their equipment is rather large but this shouldn't matter to an audio entusiast. Harman Kardon receivers go verrrry well with Klipsch speakers.

and amazing sound with absolutely no static or background sounds, perfect equalization
(((((((((((Harman Kardon))))))))))))))
the way the artist intended it to be, nothing else like it.

harman kardon by Stew Marths February 6, 2007

Kirdoppler Effect 

When a simple or unimportant task becomes complicated due to engineering reasons. Generally, the person performing the simple task is overcome by the idea that the task is their life's work or that it must be done with unsurpassed accuracy. Because of this, a task that should take one day to complete takes over a year to finish. This can also apply to projects that should take a fairly long time, but end up taking eons.

Jim: That engine stand project is sure going slowly.
Burt: Yeah, it must be the Kirdoppler Effect.

Joe: Hey Stan, can you recite the shortest poem you know?
Stan: Recites poem that lasts five minutes and is anti-climactic.
Joe: Wow, I think you were hit by the Kirdoppler Effect.

Kirdoppler Effect by Jimbo99 November 28, 2009

kordon 

Kordon is innovation. Anyone named Kordon is; smart, sassy, inventive, cunning, beautiful of mind and body. A Kordon always has a plan of action and has taken every aspect into account. Kordon's tend to feel out of place in large crowds. Often quiet in their own thoughts, Kordons are dreamers, schemers and fiercely loyal...once you've earned a Kordon's respect. Kordon's do not accept failure well and will go to great lengths to avoid making mistakes. If it ever seems impossible, call a Kordon. Their refusal of failure has made them brilliant problem solvers.

Guy1: This project is doomed to fail..
Guy2: If only we had a Kordon, they can do anything.

kordon by SynDex January 4, 2018

Kidonkey 

Fat thick nibba that has an Indian side kick

Oh look at kidonkey sucking his indian side kick.

Kidonkey by Friend of kidonkey May 30, 2018

Kardon 

The cutest chunka muffin baby ever! As he grows he goes from cute af. to handsome!!! personality wise, he is caring and EXTREMELY smart... Always loveable and gives loves in his own way! Kardon is a leader, never a follower. He is a perfect imperfection.

Kardon is super smart... i wish i could be more like Kardon

Kardon by bonqweeqwee July 25, 2021

kiron 

someone who is half indian and half scottish
they are funny and smart, but lack alot of commen sense

dude, he is so kiron

kiron by jequita November 25, 2007