Wet Squirrely

Taking your wet nuts and placing them in someone’s ear. Getting it weed the fun part dip it on the toilet

I got Pat last night with a wet squirrely and they developed swimmers ear, will never hear me coming again.

Wet Squirrely by KtwotheY October 27, 2017

Wet Squirrel

When one takes a major shat and left over shit crumbs gets stuck in the ass hair

I dont want to pull my pants up because i dont want to get shit from my wet squirrel to get stuck to my underwear

Wet Squirrel by MonsterMAx October 10, 2010

Wet Squirrel

When a girl packs away your nuts in either cheek while "climbing" the man's dick by rapidly moving hands down it. All of this while making squirrel sounds.

Man, I got a wet squirrel from Marshall's mom last night, it was nuts!

Wet Squirrel by Jake, Jared, Kristie December 12, 2006

beat in the butt with a wet squirrel

euphemism for exhausted, tired on every level, as beaten down as one can be. Origin: Dobbins Family saying created by Hale Dobbins, deceased, of Arkansas

as in "I'm so tired I feel like I've been beat in the butt with a wet squirrel."

beat in the butt with a wet squirrel by H. Hendrix Dobbins November 14, 2013

Wet Squirrel

When a man sticks his nut sac or ball sac in someones mouth and then precedes to jerk himself off and shoots his load in that persons hair.

Last night when i was getting my dick sucked i decided to give that person a wet squirrel.

Wet Squirrel by One wet squirrel June 1, 2009

Wet Squirrel

In the midst of passion, a man urinates on a woman with a bountiful bush.

Right before my monthly waxing my man gives me one epic wet squirrel.

Wet Squirrel by darkness842013 July 18, 2020