chum dick 

Chum dick: When your dick is so nasty and smelly, it smells like fish bait.

Bill: Tim, you hear what happened to Frank?
Tim: No, What?
Bill: He fucked that skank hoe Tina last night, didn't shower, went for a morning beach swim, and a shark bit that chum dick off!

chum dick by ex_lax70 October 20, 2017

Dick-Chum 

Quoted from Joel on 'Train of Kites' video podcast #1:
"Where you get like, a little saw, and uhh you accidentally saw off your dick, and it goes SHUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU. Bu-But like a lawnmower."
"But, there's two meaning to this, 'Dick-Chum' where you get the gory side, and then you get a robotic one"
"And, and you get a switch on the ball".

Will - "Hey did you hear Joel got Dick-Chum'd yesterday?"
Cam - "No,what's Dick-Chum?"
*Lawnmower comes out of nowhere"

Dick-Chum by TrainofKites July 25, 2016

Chumdick James 

The rash that is between your balls and asshole, usually found on James...occasionally a Jamie ( 1 out of 8). Treated with alcohol in a spot on the ear that must be gently rubbed while pulling your balls in a downward motion and singing a show tune.

Oh my god, I have a chumdick james that needs attention now... Put on porn.

Chumdick James by Krotch Monster September 29, 2017