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Quoted from Joel on 'Train of Kites' video podcast #1:
"Where you get like, a little saw, and uhh you accidentally saw off your dick, and it goes SHUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU. Bu-But like a lawnmower."
"But, there's two meaning to this, 'Dick-Chum' where you get the gory side, and then you get a robotic one"
"And, and you get a switch on the ball".
Will - "Hey did you hear Joel got Dick-Chum'd yesterday?"
Cam - "No,what's Dick-Chum?"
*Lawnmower comes out of nowhere"
by TrainofKites March 15, 2016
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