squirt jerk 

the man rapidly fingers the women until she ejaculates onto the mans hard penis, and then proceeds to jack him off until he finishes.

Benton: Hey Bob what are you up to tonight?
Bob: oh mia and I are gonna have a nice squirt jerk session.

squirt jerk by benton69 August 4, 2017

Squirt N Jerk 

The act of a male holding a massive load of diarrhea while masturbating sitting on the toilet. A master Squirt N Jerker will hold their diarrhea until the point of climax. At climax, both load are released for extreme gratification.

After holding a load of diarrhea for over an hour, he decided to take advantage of the opportunity to Squirt N Jerk and rubbed one out to a simultaneous explosion.

Squirt N Jerk by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2009

jerk squirt infection 

When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.

I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l

jerk squirt infection by catfabulous January 18, 2017

The Squirt and Jerk 

When you suffer diarrhea and then afterwards, masturbate

I had some Taco Bell in the morning, so I hit The Squirt and Jerk at home when I got off work

The Squirt and Jerk by rodwave's left cheek January 10, 2025

Jerk and Squirt 

Any massage parlor where handjobs are given to the clients for an extra cost (tip) after the massage is finished.

I found this new Jerk and Squirt on Kendall Drive where the girls realyy take care of you.

Jerk and Squirt by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 6, 2009

jerk 'n' squirt 

Fucking, especially if done quickly. From the jerking motion and squirting of semen from the penis during orgasm.

With all of the overtime I do, it's a wonder I have any time left for a jerk 'n' squirt with my girlfriend on Saturdays.

jerk 'n' squirt by pentozali July 14, 2011

Squirtmerk 

Someone who shoots up drugs.

Did you see that squirtmerk shooting meth in front of the 7-11?

Squirtmerk by Richard9a November 8, 2023